- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
ambedo n. a kind of melacholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life
Anonymously describe me in three words.
GUYS. GUESS WHAT? TEX IS A GIRL.
fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:
Dude dude dude.
What if Church wasn’t, like, a ghost, but instead was an AI like Cortana or something? That would be totally crazy! And all the other AIs are just fragments of him after the original human him tortured him and got rid of his memories so he wouldn’t realize that the bits and pieces of him were really him. Crazy, I know!
That awkward moment when you’re kicking ass at Mario Kart, then realizing you’ve been watching the wrong screen.
I don’t know if this has been done before, but I just watched Easy A again tonight and this was all I could think of. (✿◡︵◡) I apologize.
Fuck.
He’s so excited he can’t even control his body NO this is too much
I am burdened with glorious purpose.
- To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.
This is my bargain.
- ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.
How desperate are you?
- You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
- Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
- Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
- Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.
Stalling won’t change anything.
- You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May.
In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.
WHY ISNT THERE A HUGE FANDOM FOR A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
no really tho why not that fandom would be fucking awesome, everyone would be volunteer fire fighters and would have the fucking eye tattoos on their ankles and talk in couplets
dont pretend you don’t get the references
because i know
you
do
When people think you’re a Stalinist:
Slight Issue Everyone…
…My laptop has died. So I’m posting this on my family computer (which is the slowest piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life…)
Basically, I won’t be posting a lot until my laptop if fixed. I might use my iPod, which I’m hoping won’t be stupidly slow like usual.
So sorry guys… I’m going to miss you all for a bit…
